Grumpy Capy™ is a bad-tempered NFT project inspired in the grumpyness of the social media offspring.
Texts & story by Daniel Martinez.
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CHAIRCAPY
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EARTHLANDERS
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10 out of 10.000 =
0.1%
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EXOTIC
LAND
Their job is to run the city at its best, and they better do it or they will face the grump of the capys. That simple. Earthlanders have chosen the best and most capables capys among them to be at the head of the community. Capys, as a whole, have been drastically decimated by the harsh weather brought by climate change, but Earthlanders have the recipe to thrive.
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GUARDYANS
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EARTHLANDERS
population >
20 out of 10.000 =
0.2%
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EXOTIC
LAND
There’s been an agreement between Earthlanders and Unyversal capys, where they will all strive towards the improvement of capys as a whole. But Earthlanders can never be too sure. Guardyans must defend the city they have built, it was not easy nor cheap, and its survival implies the survival of all Earthlanders, maybe even the survival of all capys, Unyversals included.
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TROOPER
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EARTHLANDERS
population >
500 out of 10.000 =
5%
environment >
EXOTIC
LAND
There’s been an agreement between Earthlanders and Unyversal capys, where they will all strive towards the improvement of capys as a whole. But Earthlanders can never be too sure. Guardyans must defend the city they have built, it was not easy nor cheap, and its survival implies the survival of all Earthlanders, maybe even the survival of all capys, Unyversals included.
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MASTERGROWY
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EARTHLANDERS
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1.000 out of 10.000 =
10%
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EXOTIC
LAND
They have the knowledge, they are the alchemists, the mages and sages, they can make the sacred cannabys plant grow as strong as capys themselves aspire to. They can turn the plant into anything and everything needed by the community: fuel or food, cloth or stone, paper or wood. The Mastergrowys have made out of the cannabys sacred plant the be-all and end-all of the thriving capy community.
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CAPTAYN
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UNYVERSALS
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10 out of 10.000 =
0.1%
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EXOTIC
EDEN
Every rocket has a Captayn. Every Captayn has a plan to reach a planet or a moon where capys will begin a new life from scratch. Unyversal Capys deemed earth unfit for life, gathered resources and a team. Each Captayn and their plan is different, and so is each rocket and the capys in it.
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PRIEST
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UNYVERSALS
population >
20 out of 10.000 =
0.2%
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EXOTIC
EDEN
Also known as pyoneers, these capys are convinced that reaching the frontier of the universe will bring all the good that is out there. There is nothing more holy for a Frontierscapy than that of the Event Horizon, they are sure that by reaching the boundary of light, such light will engulf them, filling them with all the truth and beauty that is out in the universe. The Ring Of Light is what they are after.
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FOLLOWER
class >
UNYVERSALS
population >
500 out of 10.000 =
5%
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EXOTIC
EDEN
Also known as pyoneers, these capys are convinced that reaching the frontier of the universe will bring all the good that is out there. There is nothing more holy for a Frontierscapy than that of the Event Horizon, they are sure that by reaching the boundary of light, such light will engulf them, filling them with all the truth and beauty that is out in the universe. The Ring Of Light is what they are after.
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ENGYNEER
class >
UNYVERSALS
population >
1.000 out of 10.000 =
10%
environment >
EXOTIC
EDEN
They are the minds and the scientists behind the success of the rockets, and will work non-stop until the rocket reaches the destination. Furthermore, when the capys get there, their prosperity will be in the hands of the engyneers.
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GrumpyCapy concept art.